PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! For example when that winger went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoo